Funny summaries of literary classics

Fun! Book-A-Minute Classics offers witty summaries on literary classics. For example "Julius Caesar" by Shakespeare:
Caius Cassius: Brutus, we're plotting to kill your best friend Caesar. Wanna help?
Marcus Brutus: Because I love Rome more, I will.
(They all stab Caesar.)
Julius Caesar: Et tu, Brute? In that case, I'd better die. (dies)
(The nation mourns, and everybody commits suicide.)
The end