The Blogger's anonymous 12 step program

The Bloggers Anonymous 12 Step Program:

1. We admitted we were powerless over blogging, that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than Jeff Jarvis could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our livelihood over to the care of Jason Calacanis as we understood Him and his 50-50 revenue split.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our waypath related links.
5. Admitted to Blogger.com, to Movable Type and through any other blogging software the exact nature of our blogging.
6. We are entirely ready to have Joi Ito remove all these defects of character.

Of course, there are 6 more!
Stolen! Looks like Dominant Princess borrowed the 12-steps-list from Peter Caputa who published it in 2004.